I read this three times to see if it wasn't as dumb as it sounds. Sorry, brain-Kohler is doing exactly what you read. An Alexa-enabled toilet is happening. Ahhh, good. We all need a microphone in a toilet.
This is an intelligent toilet that uses surround sound speakers and dynamic ambient lighting systems to hopefully immerse you in an environment so tranquil, so idyllic, that you actually forget you’re sitting on a toilet. The Numi 2.0 also comes with personalized cleansing and dryer functions as well as a heated seat. Plus, the Numi 2.0 also provides a little company in the form of Amazon’s Alexa voice assistant.
What the fu....? Ok, just read more HERE.