I like to look through things like this every Halloween because I AM AN IDIOT WHO IS CLEARLY AFRAID OF THESE THINGS. While current-day Halloween costumes really don't scare me too much, when I look at VINTAGE costumes...I get freaked out. I legit just yelled, "NO!" at these pictures from the Stuff You Should Know blog (check it out HERE!). So, if you need some inspiration for a costume this year, look no further than a mangled paper-mache mask and some slumpy standing. I mean, I know you were hoping to dress up like a sexy Minion or a sexy toaster (because there are slots....get it? I don't), but if you're looking to scare things up a bit, these costumes could be inspiring.
Good lord, that's some nightmare fuel. If you like looking at horrible things, PLEASE go check out these photos and about 60 more HERE!