I truly, truly appreciate the folks at Cards Against Humanity. Besides doing special things like getting land with an expansion pack, they're also smartasses. I guess you HAVE to be a smartass to play the game and make it, so this story is great.
Kait Johnson had ordered the Pride expansion pack, but was bummed that there was no glitter. So...she asked Cards Against Humanity for glitter. This is a brave thing to do because you might find yourself coughing the stuff up if you have enough around you.
Heads up, there are some naughty words because-hey-it's the same game that has a card about Pac Man guzzling...uh...stuff from a body.
Check out what happens AFTER THAT HERE- because holy balls, what an exchange.