We're smartasses, us radio people. We enjoy snark and making fun of criminals acting like buffoons. A radio station in Seattle have footage of someone trying to break into a vehicle in their parking lot and, needless to say, the guy wasn't very good at "criming." To ADD to this, one of the station's DJs decided to do play-by-play commentary of the footage and it's...just...perfect. Check it out and make sure to have your sound on!