I read and reread and re-reread this article to make sure their headline was correct: "COPS WARN OF COWS TRYING TO SELL DAIRY PRODUCTS AFTER ESCAPE."
Apparently, two cows escaped from their pen and cops in Suffield, Connecticut had fun with the breakout. According to Associated Press: "Police posted the photo on Facebook, saying two 'suspicious males' were going door-to-door 'trying to sell dairy products.' They were 'apprehended after a short foot pursuit.'"
I always need a good cow story. Read more about it HERE!