Here are a couple of classic clips of people falling down. I'm not a jerk, this is just all I can offer.
I've been ruining radio since 2002. That's what it says on my résumé, along with Beholder of Simpsons Knowledge, Anthropomorphizer of All Inanimate Objects, and Watcher of the Entirety of 'Cheers' Within a Month. I also like Hello Kitty, have loved Conan O'Brien since I was ten (I'm in my 80s now), and coffee is my mother's milk.
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